A workplace tip: It's not covered in Robert's Rules, but when it reaches the 2-hour mark, an office meeting legally becomes a hostage situation. Text 911 to send a SWAT team out to toss a couple of concussion grenades into the conference room and adjourn the damn thing. And they'll even Tase those two jackwagons without whose incessant yammering on every agenda item the meeting would have ended 75 minutes earlier.