I've completed writing my response play to "The Vagina Monologues." It's called "The Penis Harangues." Not for the faint of heart -- two hours of largely incoherent shrieking and howling, stomping of feet, petulant pouting, etc. Reviews have been especially mixed for the edgy, unconventional intermission, in which actors follow playgoers into the lobby and continue screaming, pushing and shoving them for attention.