My daughter is home from a spring break "nun run" -- a breakneck trip from here to NY with stops along the way to do community work with Catholic sisters. Yeah, it was a new one on me, too. I assumed "nun runs" meant gastrointestinal distress at convents. Oh, come now, you knew where this was headed from the first sentence, and yet you read on anyway. So, don't act all aggrieved now; you're an enabler of this stuff.