There’s an outfit traveling the country claiming Judgment Day is May 21. You know the drill: Those who are saved go straight to heaven, the rest of us have until Oct. 21; in the interim we will endure 153 days of death and horror. That's on top of having no NFL, mind you, so this is one vengeful Old Testament God we’re dealing with here. I don’t buy it, but, just in case, I’m gonna hold off on cleaning the garage.