CIA is at work on some covert ops to depose Gadhafi. I know what you’re thinking, but they’ve come a long way from the old exploding cigar trick. For example, they managed to inject the colonel with a potent mix of March Madness and Bieber Fever, and it’s working: his bracket got blown to hell this weekend, and he was spotted doodling “MG + JB” in his notebook. They’re keeping a watch for any radical hairdo change.