Sometimes, maybe, the crazy at your job feels like floodwaters -- rising a little higher each day; snakes and other ominous critters brushing by you in the brackish, scummy water; a coworker occasionally getting sucked under with one last, awful gurgling sound, never to be seen again. Well, grab your seat cushion -- remember, it can be used as a flotation device -- and head for the top floor and pray for a helicopter.