Rethinking Halloween costume. Was gonna go as LaRussa -- perplexed expression, phone stuck to my ear -- but that seems so last week; besides he's retired now. Then planned to dress as a chalkboard -- X's and O's scrawled all over me -- and be Husker Halftime Adjustments. But the time spent explaining the costume would cut into candy time. So, look for me in Broncos' uniform, No. 15, running around in a panic on your lawn, alternately praying, screaming and collapsing onto the ground. Now, to talk my wife into dressing up as Suh to chase and clobber me.
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