Nor'easter bearing down on mid-Atlantic states, threatening up to a foot of snow in the next few days. It's already been dubbed Snowtober. Really? Surely we can do better. How about Snowlloween? Boolizzard? Or: Mother Nature's at the Door Trick or Treating and If You Give Her Another F-in' 'Fun-sized' Almond Joy She'll Blow Your Damn House Down?