The relationship between fans and quarterback is like a mercurial marriage -- often dysfunctional and unhealthy, occasionally downright abusive, but with moments of intense, overwhelming love, too. One moment, pans and insults are flying, the next, intense makeup sex. Oops, maybe I took that metaphor just a bit too far. But you get the idea: Clinginess, unrealistic expectations, emotional highs and lows, it's a vicious cycle. So, can this relationship be saved? Well, if Martinez stinks up the joint again tonight, we’re all gonna need some pretty intense therapy. So, Memorial Stadium has been reserved all day Monday, hundreds of counselors to be on hand. Some primal scream therapy, a little role playing and, of course, some trust exercises – and g-dammit, one of you 81,000 jackwagons better catch Martinez when he falls backward. And at the end, we’ll all hug it out.