Steve Pederson hires Bill Callahan as head coach at Pitt, which then beats the Huskers in the BCS title game. Yes, the sun still comes up the next morning, though you wouldn't know it in Nebraska, as the angst-ridden state is consumed by a sinkhole overnight. Callahan stands at the edge of the Nebraska-shaped hole in the middle of the nation and taunts, "f---in' hillbillies." #2012prediction