At last, peace on earth -- a way to end the tension and angst over holiday greetings and come together in unity and ecumenical peace, no matter one's traditions, beliefs or nonbeliefs. It goes like this: Use whatever greeting you prefer -- Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Season's Greetings, Happy Hanukkah, Kickin' Kwanzaa -- but append to each that classic Griswoldian coda. You know the one.

Finally, we all can get along now.

Or, as little Timmy Cratchit now would put it: God bless us everyone, shitter was full.