Oh crap, here we go again. CNN’s reporting that U.S. and international law enforcement are investigating suspicious behavior by yet another respected male authority figure. No name released yet, but it seems this rather dandily dressed and overtly twinkling old man keeps a bunch of youngsters confined in a place he calls his "workshop" all year and then takes them with him on a lengthy business trip in late December. He actually calls them his “little elves.” Eew. Arrest said to be imminent, thank God.