He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows if you've been bad or good. He sees what websites you visit, he knows who you’re secretly texting, he sees you sneaking that cigarette when you take out the trash, he sees you helping yourself to Starbucks money from your child's jar of change, he sees you cheat on your taxes, he knows your social security number and all your computer passwords, he sees you embezzle from your office.

Damn, you may have to kill this guy.