Sunday, December 11, 2011

OK, let us review: Last week Tebow beat a quarterback named Christian, though his last name WAS Ponder, so perhaps it was his uncertain faith that was key. Today, Tebow stepped it up a notch, besting a quarterback named Caleb, named for one of Moses’s right-hand men during that whole parting of the Red Sea and such and known as someone who followed the greatest commandment of all, to love God wholeheartedly. Damn. Now, next week’s opponent offers a whole new challenge. Would you believe Tom Brady, he who beds a shallow supermodel and serves the NFL's evil incarnate, Bill Belichick. I tell ya, I’m startin’ to get a little tingly.

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