Well, this is awkward. Turns out weather service made a mistake -- misplaced a decimal point, spilled Pepsi on a control panel, thought they were looking at weather maps but actually were playing a video game, they're not saying exactly what went wrong. In any case, that's not a winter storm bearing down on us after all. It's a big-ass asteroid. T-Rex extinction size, to be precise. Still, kids, good news: no school tomorrow!