Sequestration according to Schoolhouse Rock, with a character that looks a little like our old friend Bill, except much seedier:

I'm just sequestration,
Yes, I'm just sequestration,
Here in the capital of a once-great nation.
I’ll cut guns, and I’ll cut butter.
Too bad I won’t cause Congress to shutter.
It’s no way to make decisions so crucial,
But then you’re the ones who elected leaders so douchial.