"God said I need somebody who can attempt to convince fickle consumers to seek shallow fulfillment, the illusion of value and worth and a false sense of belonging, community and validation by choosing one overpriced product they probably don't need over another, though the differences between them are so negligible as to be meaningless, by connecting that product to warm, emotional, gauzy sentiments that are utterly irrelevant to the product. So God made an advertising agency." -- Paul Harvey, speaking to American Advertising Association, 1977