Let me see if I have this straight: The media take down the, I dunno, maybe 500th most powerful person in Nebraska over a coupla thousand phone calls but lets the most important person in the state, get away with some BS explanation for a mysterious bump on his forehead? I don't wanna be a conspiracy theorist -- bump birther? -- but I’ll tell you what I think is going on: The powers-that-be are trying to avoid a panic by hiding the fact that buildings in Lincoln now have begun colliding with runners and pedestrians, and Bo just happened to be the first victim.