Dear "Downton Abbey" producers, aka You Bastards: I am disconsolate, outraged and devastated at the latest tragic plot turn on your heretofore excellent program. I do not appreciate having my emotions trampled so blithely. I bet you are hearing from plenty of other fans about your shocking, game-changing finale too (SPOILER ALERT): How dare you make us feel a twinge of respect and admiration for Thomas Barrow. If you do not have him murder Mrs. Patmore in the first episode next season and serve her in a shepherd’s pie to the Dowager Countess, I will cease watching immediately. (Also, as long as I am writing: Any progress on my previous suggestion of giving Carson’s eyebrows a spinoff series?)