Monday, March 5, 2012

Two months into the year, and I'm already on my third fad diet. Maybe you've heard of this newest one -- it's the Hunter-Gatherer Plan. You eat only what you can catch and kill yourself. My haul so far: two squirrels and one rabbit that I ran over. Bummed about the one that got away: a plump and meaty but surprisingly agile UPS man.

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