Certain Cheney-hating churls are cracking wise or bitter on social media about the former veep getting a heart transplant. What you all don't understand is that while you may carry around an organ-donor card, Cheney has what's called an organ-beneficiary card. It allows him to procure any organ, anytime, from anyone he chooses, living or dead. In fact, in addition to his new heart, Cheney demanded another donor off the street and ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.