Nebraska state senators are considering legislation to regulate what should become of people's Facebook accounts after they die. Not necessary. I've downloaded the FB4ever app. After I'm gone, it will randomly generate baby pictures, penis jokes and other cheap sophomoric ephemera and pseudo-motivational pap into perpetuity. It'll even automatically "like" others' posts here and there; add the occasional "LOL," "OMG," or "bitch please" comment; and eviscerate certain objectionable political and social opinions that I pre-designate. No one will ever know I'm gone. In fact, for all you know, I'm already dead.