OK, a contest for all of my Nebraska Facebook friends: Let's see who among you can be the first to goad Gov. Dave "Mini-Christie" Heineman into threatening to kick your ass and drive you out of the state. I know several of you are up to it. Admittedly, I have a bit of an advantage since I've done some planning already, so I'll stand down for 24 hours to give you all a chance to catch up.