Other things that make Rick Santorum want to throw up: “Modern Family” and “Glee,” Lady Gaga, arugula, Unitarianism, Arlen Specter, the Kinks’ song “Lola,” pills of any kind, smarty-pants college boys making fun of his sweater vests, devil’s food cake, that massage he got one time from a guy named Raoul (yes, it moved), the Catholic Mass said in English, muslin sheets (it's just confusing), the 19th, 20th and 21st centuries, gladiator movies and Google searches.