Nicki Minaj's Catholic-poking Grammys performance “provocative”? Please. Taking shots at the Church is pretty much de rigueur for “serious artists." Hell, even a dumb schmuck with a glass of his own urine and a crucifix can get professional Catholic crank Bill Donohue's Rosary in a wad. Ho-freaking-hum.

You wanna be edgy, Nicki? How about poking fun at Islam?

Yeah, that's what I thought.