Assorted tweets from Oscar night

I live-tweeted the Oscars Sunday night. Here's a selection of them.

-- Awkward. Meryl Streep and Sacha Baron Cohen showed up in the same outfit. #oscars #academyawards

--Looking forward to tribute to the stars we lost last year. There's always at least a half-dozen that I thought died 10 years ago #oscars

-- Botox? No. Billy Crystal has a little knob behind ear. When he feels face give a little, he just turns it & tightens it back up. #oscars

-- It was kind of a buzzkill when Santorum walked down the red carpet and shouted, "Hollywood, you're all going to hell!" His sweater vest was stunning, though. #Oscars

--Twitter reports J Lo showed nip. Rewound & rewatched 6 times, I got nothing. But what the hell WAS that in Cameron Diaz's hair? #oscars

-- I can't wait 'til Clint Eastwood comes out and says something that pisses off Karl Rove. #oscars #academyawards

-- I'm having a very difficult, painful conversation with my daughter that no doubt is being repeated between parents and children in homes across this country tonight -- trying to explain how Billy Crystal was once funny. #oscars

-- Terrible accident outside the theater: Angelina Jolie slipped through a sewer grate and was swept away by a rush of water when cast of "Bridesmaids" all happened to flush at the same time. #oscars

-- What?! Whitney Houston died?! #oscars

-- Uh-oh, Meryl Streep forgot to thank her agent and The Academy. Here comes another 30-year dry spell. #oscars

-- I think I speak for an entire horrified nation in saying, please, God, let Angelina Jolie spend some quality bonding time with Melissa McCarthy. And soon.