To update William F. Buckley Jr.'s famous statement: I'd rather be governed by 535 rejected "Cupcake Wars" contestants, or 535 members of the knotty, twisted Casey Anthony family tree, or maybe 535 randomly selected Duggar children -- what the hell, pick the dumbest ones, the ones resulting from what one assumes is indiscriminate inbreeding by this point -- than the 535 jackwagons we have in Congress today.