How about this: Put Obama and Boehner in a large burlap sack, toss in a bucket of chum, half a dozen sewer rats, a couple of rabid, feral cats, a Rottweiler, four plans for dealing with the debt crisis and tie the bag shut. Trust me, eventually, someone's gonna deal; if it ends up being, say, the Rottweiler and one of the cats, so be it. Crisis over.