The debt crisis is kinda fun imagined as Spielbergian thriller. A la Indy Jones, our heroes Boehner and Obama get closer and closer to being crushed as they rise toward ceiling. At last second, Boehner fashions an improbable solution using a whip, his gavel and a vat of tanning cream -- well, that and gutting entitlements and doubling taxes (tho that tested poorly at test screenings). Screen fades as they share bromantic hug.