I'm going out to shock and appall the neighbors with my traditional first-snow-of-the-year anatomically correct snowman. I take it a step farther than most: Brush the outer snow away and you'll find fully functioning heart, lungs, kidneys and even -- watch your step now -- gastrointestinal tract. And in his mouth -- the uvula? Piece of bacon. Check it out quickly as I expect the cops to show up shortly after I install the summer sausage.