Thursday, January 6, 2011

I resolve in 2011 to worry less about whether my socks match, since that’s really the least of my problems -- and instead perhaps spend that time each morning inspecting my mustache because when one notices a little peanut butter in the corner and has to rack one's brain to remember the last time one actually ate peanut butter, one may be getting a little closer to needing round-the-clock care than one cares to admit.

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