Those with no rooting interest today may wonder whether Pittsburgh's man-child QB is a bigger threat to America's young women in celebration or mourning. I'm rooting for him to suffer a severe groin injury that will put Benji out of business for a few months. (No, he probably doesn't call it that, but I guarantee you he's the sort of guy who's given it a name -- Benihana, The Steel Hurtin', Roethlishard-- oh, never mind.)