I’m a middle-aged, square, straight dude from the Midwest, and I suspect Lady Gaga is trying to shock me. Nice try, honey, but you’re trying way too hard. I haven’t been shocked by a musical act since Dylan got saved by Jesus in ‘78. (I don’t hate Justin Bieber either. Seems a decent kid who’s parlayed meager talent and fab hair into untold fame and fortune. Good for him; would that one of my kids could do the same.)