So what's status of that Nebraska bill to allow teachers to carry guns -- you know, the No Teacher Left Unarmed Initiative? The PTA is ready to pull the trigger, as it were, on some fund-raisers to stock the armory -- a Buns for Guns bake sale, a Crocks for Glocks soup supper. Cheerleaders want to sell Koozies for Uzis. Not so sure about a local barber's idea -- Mullets for Bullets. But I guess I'll get one for the cause.