Bad news, kids. The TSA announced Santa will fall under its jurisdiction when he enters the U.S., and he'll get the full treatment. Not surprising -- he IS an oddly dressed, widely traveled foreigner given to suspiciously jolly bursts of laughter who consorts with tiny, alien-looking humanoids and exotic animals of dubious heritage. Yes, for the TSA, he's clearly -- wait for it, wait for it -- a Claus for concern.