The angst du jour at my daughter's Catholic high school is over the new uniform shorts, which, according to the buzz of the social media grapevine, are ugly and formless. Indeed they are. God bless that school. I believe teens should be forced to dress as hideously and sexlessly as possible. Were it up to me, I wouldn't let them out of the house in anything but floor-length burlap sacks, with nothing but head and arm holes cut out.