I'm not proud of this, but having sampled some Olympic events and a little preseason football this month, I find that my interest level in a sport seems to be proportional to the likelihood of a competitor suffering a concussion. So, synchronized swimming? Well, I suppose it COULD happen, and wouldn't it be hilarious if they did knock their heads together mid-routine? But not likely. I guess what I'm saying is that I am ready for some football.