Welcome to Nebraska, the sort of place where controversy rages on sports-talk radio, on April 3, over the Huskers’ plans to wear alternative football uniforms. In one game. Months from now. Some of us are headed downtown tonight to riot, Nebraska-style, of course – using our outside voices, gently rocking a couple of pickup trucks back and forth but careful you don’t scratch anything now, playing country music at an entirely impolite volume and trying to come up with a stern, but still respectful, protest chant, maybe something rhyming corn with Osborne.