OK, it's Easter, and some of you Catholics haven't been to Mass since Christmas. Not here to judge, just to help. See, we've made still more changes since you've been around. Nobody liked that new "and with your spirit" rejoinder, so it's been changed to a simple "huzzah," accompanied by fist bumps all around. We're owling instead of kneeling (Go ahead and Google it if you must.) And be sure to pick up a pair of 3D glasses before you go in; you'll be stunned at the pumped-up production values at Communion.