Per my Arbor Day tradition, I'll be trying again today to prove Joyce Kilmer wrong. This time, though, I'm reluctantly abandoning the “If You Give a Moose a Spruce,” “Fir Sure” and "The Ginkgo Can Be Quite Stinko" titles I’ve been working on the last few years and trying a new direction. I'm thinking “Son of a Beech” has artistic potential.