Take it from me, guys: If you're gonna ask your wife for an open marriage, make sure you already have a mistress lined up, or at least a prospect or two in mind. When I asked my wife, she laughed hysterically and said, "Sure, loverboy, knock yourself out." Now, every time I go out, she asks, "Goin' to see the other woman?" And then she laughs and laughs and laughs. No respect, I tell ya, I get no respect.