Delight, baffle and enrage colleagues and enliven those dreary office meetings by inexplicably barking out great movie and TV lines when it's my turn to speak. Like: “Well, this is not a boat accident! And it wasn't any propeller; and it wasn't any coral reef; and it wasn't Jack the Ripper! It was a shark.” Then, glare around the room, grab my notebook and storm out the door. #2012resolution