Sunday, January 8, 2012

After successfully remembering the three agencies he wants to cut during today’s debate, a cocky Rick Perry, feeling his oats, went on to recite the names of Newt’s three wives. At the next debate, he plans to mention the four food groups; the one after that, the names of the five original Rolling Stones; and, by the Michigan primary, if he’s still in the race by then, at least 20 letters of the alphabet.

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