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Henceforth, I hereby declare, I shall be encrypting my posts to ensure copyright and privacy protection. I will provide the code to Facebook friends upon their signing a contract agreeing not to steal my material or to clutter it with irrelevant comments that ruin the gist of my original post or, worse, that are more intelligent or funny than my original. I regret having to take this action, but I must protect my intellectual property, which in the case of the encryption at the beginning of this post is, admittedly, a fart joke, but a damn good one. (Hey, don’t judge: You have your intellectual property, and I have mine.)