Given that men are from Mars and women from, well, you know, NASA's dirty little secret is that its male scientists really haven’t the faintest clue what the hell that planet is up to today, except they're pretty sure we men must have done something – God knows what -- to piss it off. Or maybe it's hormonal. Or it's heading to a massive galactic shoe sale. Whatever. They're a little terrified and anxious for it to be over.