Contrary to what you may have heard, fatherhood isn’t quite an emotional rollercoaster. A log flume ride seems like a better metaphor in that you’re definitely gonna get wet. Oh, and throw in the teacups, as there’s a whole lotta spinning in circles to no particular effect other than nausea and dizziness. And that ride where you stand against the wall and it spins ever faster and then the floor falls away from under your feet; that’s in there, too. A funhouse, also, natch. And an old-fashioned freak show. Yeah, basically, fatherhood is just one big damn amusement park. Always keep a barf bag handy. #Dads