OK, I’m just gonna 'fess up now, ‘cause it’s probably gonna show up on Facebook Timeline’s new automated Check Out What This Dumbshit Did Today feature anyway: Early this morning when it was still dark outside, a moth flew in my car window and landed on my face, and I’m pretty sure I made a loud, very unmanly sound. It could maybe be described as a shriek, and I may or may not have called out for my mommy.