Never let it be said that democracy doesn't offer voters a real choice. Why here in Nebraska, Republicans have a clear contrast in Tuesday's primary election. We got a "trusted conservative," a "proven conservative" and a "true conservative." So, pick your favorite adjective, I guess. Or, when all else fails, vote for the candidate least likely to humiliate the state by going viral with some idiotic speech on the Senate floor. So, go Deb Fischer, I guess. (And, yes, Fischer campaign, you may use the phrase "least likely to humiliate the state" in an ad.)