Say, did you hear the one about the dumb blonde who, when her college adviser suggested she study abroad, complained, "Gee, I think I'd rather study a dude." (Oops, I'll bet we're not supposed to tell those jokes anymore, are we? It's politically incorrect and simply inappropriate to stereotype a group for the sake of ridicule. My most sincere apologies. Henceforth, I promise: No more college-adviser jokes.)