Elf on the Shelf getting old? Perhaps you
want to start a new tradition this Christmas and add one of its guilt- and
fear-stoking partners to your household's merriment:
-- Yenta on the Mantle, who glares at
your adult, single children when they come home for the holidays, wondering why
they can't find a nice partner and finally settle down;
-- Reindeer in the Beer,
the broken down former Santa livestock who compensates for his depression
during the holidays by getting stinking drunk and making a damn fool of
himself;
-- Midge in the Fridge, the disapproving personal trainer who glowers at
you when you open the refrigerator, peeking from behind a carton of eggnog,
sitting astride a stick of butter, pulling herself out of a ball of cookie
dough; or
-- Guido in the Mistletoe, the menacing debt collector who dangles from
above tapping a baseball bat on his hand as he surveys your out-of-control
Christmas spending.
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